One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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