I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i came on her dog
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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