How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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