He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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