problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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