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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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