theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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