I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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