So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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