Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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