I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.