that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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