There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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