: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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