He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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