dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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