ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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