we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.