hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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