i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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