I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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