Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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