I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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