just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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