If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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