your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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