even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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