So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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