STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the day after is always just damage control
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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