I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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