it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Come see our sink grown plant.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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