doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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