moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I can't turn off my feet"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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