so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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