He disabled his match.com account in front of me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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