Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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