I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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