I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
you made out with another girl for some wings
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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