"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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