His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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