She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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