I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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