can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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