I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
