My nipple is on Facebook.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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