We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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