I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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