Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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