is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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