My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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