i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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