Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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