i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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