You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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