i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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