Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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